Mr Isaac Caleb

March 20, 2010 at 9:21 am (ceracau)

Beberapa hari lalu gw terima e-mail tentang seseorang di Burkina Faso yang punya account 10.5 juta dollar dan bersedia mentransfer ke account gw. Gaya lama deh pokoknya. Penipuan model gini mah udah dari gw masih ngempeng ama emak gw! tapi yang kali ini beda, setelah gw baca beberapa kali, tanpa gw hapus, keluarlah iseng gw, gw akan tanggapin nih orang. For your amusement only, percakapan antara gw dan Mr Isaac Caleb akan gw update terus di blog ini. ini percakapan pertama gw:

Mr Isaac Caleb (MIC):

am Mr Isaac Caleb bank manager of BOA Bank in Burkina faso.I would like you to indicate your interest to receive the transfer of 10.5 M Dollars. I will like you to stand as the next of kin to my late Descease customer whose account is presently dormant, for claim i am assureing you this transaction is real.All i want to beg you is not to betrayed my trust in you  awaiting your urgent respond

Yours faithfully,

Mr Isaac Caleb

Me:

Dear Mr Isaac Caleb,

How can I claim your customer’s account while I’m in Indonesia? Do I need any special permission from my local account? If I do, how can I attain those permission/documents? can you help me?

regards,

-D’s-

MIC

Dear Ds,

How are you and your family hope fine?
I am very happy to share this transaction with you since i cannot be able to see you face to face at first.
but you must keep everything as top secret and very confidential..
The deceased account holder with our bank was MR RON MORRIS

He held account number BOA/0036101101 with our bank.Since his death ,his account has been dormant and nobody has applied to our bank for the release of this money to him or her as the next of kin.

As the bill and exchange manager of this bank, i have studied this transaction very carefully and i have noted that there is no risk involved.I am here to protect all your intrests in this transaction until this money hits your account.

My advise to you is to arrange for a receiving bank account into which our bank shall transfer this money in your favor as next of kin and you have nothing to fear since i am here ,i shall be giving you all the developmental information from the bank as soon as the transaction commence. Also note that 14 working days from the date the bank receives your application is enough for the funds to get transferred and the transaction will come to a successful conclusion.
Dear, i hope that you will not disappoint me when this money enters into your account, i have all my hope in this transaction because i shall soon go on retirement, i am a simple banker whose credibility is still intact and with my maturity and understanding,I promise to give the best co-operation. If you are really intertested in this transaction,then we must hurry up so that our bank and government shall not claim and inherit this money because it has over-stayed.

As soon as I hear from you, I will send to you a text of application which you will fill and send to the bank as the real next of kin. But before that I will like to be reassured of the manner of person whom I am dealing with because 10.5million U.S.D is not a little money,therefore I have to get certain necessary facts about you before we proceed. Such information I will like to know before we proceed are as follows:
(1) Your age.
(2)Your occupation
(3)Your marital stautus
(4)Your fullresidential address.
(5)Your direct phone and fax numbers.
(6)A copy of Your photo scanned and sent to me by mail.
as soon as I receive these detail, I will forward to you the application form which you will send to the bank. Meanwhile I will like you to know more about myself.

I am a family man with 2 children a girl and a boy.I have decided to do this deal because i have worked in this bank for years without achieving anything due to the corruption in this country.Workers salaries are hardly paid.Its true this country is one of the poorest in the world but the leaders are very wicked and corrupt.Even the Aids we receive from Donor countries as well as the international communities are being diverted into the private pockets of the few in authourity.

Therefore while the rich are getting richer,the poor masses continues to suffer.Could you beleive a bill and exchange manager like myself can’t even take good care of my children?I only have a name NOT money or any material possessions.So this is why when i saw this opportunity, i decided to capitalize on it with my position in the bank and i hope with your co-operation,success will be for us.

Pls always keep in touch with me, preferably by phone because i’m a very busy man who has little or no time for internets. So as i’ve told you i have studied and perfected this transaction before i contacted you.for the percentage i will give you 40% while 60% will be for me.

Finally it’s very mandatory that you follow all my instructions to avoid any mistake in this transaction and you should not let the bank know about my involvement in this transaction.Here is my direct line,i want you to call me   0022678011536

Anxiously waiting to hear from you.

May the infinity blessing of almighty GOD shower upon you and your family best regard.

Yours faithfully,

Mr Isaac Caleb

dan ini balesan gw:

Dear Mr Caleb,

I cannot reach you by the number you have given me. Are you sure you gave me the correct number? or are they any other numbers?

regards,

-D’s-

Kita lihat dia sejauh apa…🙂

Dan dibales aja loh ama dia, TOLOL!

MIC
Dear Ds,

Thanks for your urgent respond to my mail, Why  cant you reach me on this below number try it this way +22678011536 i waite to receive your call  because we dont have time to waste,

Also send to me  your details information including your telephone number to enable me also call you ok i waite to receive your details  and your personal photo,

Best regard

Awaiting your urgent call  and respond

Remain bless

Mr Isaac caleb

Btw, gw uda search di google, nih orang udah dari kapan taun tapi ga ketangkep2… sinting!

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