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Today’s Kick Andy

There is a rape victim, She decided to keep her baby alive, and she made it.

When she wanted to have a birth certificate for her son, she came to catatan sipil, and the officer asked her for any marriage certificate (but since she’s a rape victim, she doesn’t have one) then she told the officer that she is a rape victim and asked how to propose a birth certificate with this condition, the officer gave her a shocking answer, “well, you need a a “visum”, and a WITNESS of that raping”.

WTF?? WITNESS??!! oh boy… welcome to Indonesia….

Pagi di 143 yang menyebalkan di hibur dengan kehadiran seorang polishit bernama rul*y carrera!!hahahaha!

Well, i think i know ur mom!damn!hahahahaha!!

My friend once asked me, “do u drink alcohol?” well since I legalize that activity for my self so I said “yes!” proudly. Then my friend said “ah.. then u r a drinker”.

Now my concern is to the word “drinker”. For me there are some stages of drinking habit. I classify the stage as :

1. drinker

2. drink

3. don’t drink

drinker

  drinker means a condition when u drink alcohol as if u drink a water. At least u consume beer as a replacement for mineral water (it happens a lot in has-winter-season country)

drink

it’s me. I drink alcohol if i want to, but when there is no alcohol fine by me. Even if there is some alcohol exist in my fridge and i don’t want to drink then I don’t.

don’t drink

  it is a condition when u do not allow ur body to absorb any kind of alcohol. It happens to some of my friends. Since I live in a moslem-majority country, it’s prohibited for us-the moslem-to drink any kind of alcohol, but for me-i’m a moslem too-it is fine if u drink alcohol as long as it is in an adequate portion. So, how about you?

it starts to be a pain in the ass when :

it’s wrong 4 you to get a sleep at 2.24 in the fuckin’ morning because she needed a chat buddy.

it’s wrong for you to watch TV at 2.24 AM because she’s trying to sleep. And you’re awaken because of her.

it’s is wrong for you to be awaken at 2.24 AM because she didn’t need any chat buddy anymore

it’s wrong to watch a movie because she is too sensitive to watch the movie (i’m not in the mood watching that movie,so turn the TV off) wtf??

it is a real fuckin’ pain in the fuckin’ ass in the middle of a fuckin’ night. F.U.C.K.!!!!

Some people are so proud with their exsistance. one of my friend said that it because their power. They got money,links,and anything that may be sounds special.

But,personally, what is so exclusive bout them?i thinthey are buch of sissies sitting down together and make some stupid club.

Will it make a different to my dick if join the sissy club?if it is so, in postive way, well, i’ll join them.

Pick one of them, face me.Let see.

The only basic reason why they join such a group is just because they’re to winny to stand alone.go fight urself pussy!

Well i know it sounds a bit rough, but i never take any respect of ‘em.Take ur clubs’ attributes off face me.

don’t be too sensitive, it has nothing to do with you. Yes, nothing to do with you. Just bunch of nerves in my fingers that move because of single electrical shock.

Dia teronggok lemas, lunglai di ujung ruangan itu. Termenung dan bergiliran orang-orang datang memakainya. Kenapa dia selalu ada di ujung ruangan?kenapa tidak ada yang peduli akan keberadaan dia?

Dia juga punya perasaan. Menurutmu menyenangkan, ketika setiap oran –dengan dengan berbagi macam bau,bentuk,suara dan suasana hati yang berbeda-beda– datang dan menggunakanmu begitu saja?tanpa ada ba-bi-bu tanpa permisi dan tanpa perasaan?menurutmu menyenangkan?kenapa kau tidak bertukar tempat dengannya saja?

Aku tidak mau melihatnya bersedih, aku bersedih melihatnya tidak mau melayani cecunguk-cecunguk itu!!Paksaan!Sepihak!Apapu namanya yang pasti semua ini tidak sesuai hati nurani dan keinginannya!

Namun sekali lagi aku juga tidak bisa berbuat apa-apa, aku hanya bisa memandangnya dan dengan terpaksa –sangat terpaksa– aku harus ikut menggunakannya. Aku menolak, aku menjerit, tapi aku terpaksa, sama dengannya. Terpaksa. Sekali lagi sangat terpaksa kawan!

Aku ingin menemaninya, duduk di ujung ruangan itu, hanya berdua, sepi tanpa suara, hanya dia dan aku. Tapi apa daya?aku tak kan bisa. Apa kata dunia jika aku menemaninya?bisa dibilang gila aku!!Mereka akan bialng seenaknya saja aku tolol, gila, bego, goblok. Tapi apa yang mereka tahu?Dia juga butuh teman, dia butuh kawan, dia butuh SAHABAT!Siapa yang mau?ada yang mau menemaninya?tidak!hanya aku!tapi sekali lagi kau bilang aku tolol?kau tidak berperasaan!!Babi kau!

Aku harus berhenti menulis ini, aku harus kembali ke rutinitasku, kembali melihatnya bersedih, dengan sedu tangisnya melayani puluhan manusia-manusia laknat itu, termasuk aku.

“…kalo di jakarta mah pake spion aja, ada cela dikit masukkin palanya, pasti dapet jalan”, kata supir gw dengan seenaknya masuk ke bahu jalan di Tol arah TAMINI.

“Ah, yang gini-gini nih bikin kecelakaan”.
“Ga ah mas, alhamdullilah dari bujang belum pernah kenapa-kenapa”
“Ngeles aja!”
“Eh iya loh, saya dari dulu pas jalan trans sumatra juga ga tidur ga apa sante aja.”
“Ga ngantuk pak?ngopi ya?”kata seorang kawan yang tergolek lemas di bangku samping kusir, eh supir yang sedang bekerja.
“Ya ngantuk cuma kalo uda ngantuk parah ya tidur”
“Ya nenek nenek pake kancut merah jambu juga tau kalo gitu pak!”, kata gw bernada sebal.
“kekkekekeke….tapi dulu waktu muda, waktu ga beres, saya sering ga tidur loh pas nyetir daerah Medan”
“Lha ko bisa?minum Kratingdaeng ya?”
“Nggak mas, saya takut minum gitu, takut jantungan, ya paling saya nyabu, seisep dua isep ntar juga ga ngantuk, melek deh dua harian!” Ucapnya dengan santai seraya membanting setir ke kanan karena ada polisi yang berhenti bahu jalan.

Nyabu??WTF??